I laughed for about ten minutes at this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS. I still think 60% of the female population is retarded though.
(30% made of women that I don’t know who are probably not retarded, and 10% made of my friends who I know are not retarded and would never wanna bail a convicted felon out of jail just because he’s “sexy” (and really that guy is scary as fuck))
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOR FOREVER
Justin Bieber got arrested in Florida.
Y’all make fun of Florida but we’re the state that finally took him down.
That means he’s being held in custody there, yes?
wHAT NO DON’T LEAVE US STRANDED WITH HIM
here are my jobs categorized by time worked there:
Kashmir Garden: about 20 minutes
Marlin and Ray’s: 3 days
Mad Mex: 6 days
Dave and Buster’s: about 1 month
Dolce Cafe: about 2 months
Rock Bottom: 2 and a half months (but I currently work here)
Boardwalk Pizza: about 6 months
Chili’s: about 8 months
On the Border: about 9 months
Mega Quality Pizza: about 1 year
GAAAH WHATS WRONG WITH ME I CANT HOLD JOBS LOLOLOLOL