Posted 1 month ago

I laughed for about ten minutes at this

(Source: pumpkinbong)

Posted 1 month ago

hijerking:

#chuglife

I laughed for about 20 minutes at this

(Source: soundcloud.com)

Posted 1 month ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS. I still think 60% of the female population is retarded though.
(30% made of women that I don’t know who are probably not retarded, and 10% made of my friends who I know are not retarded and would never wanna bail a convicted felon out of jail just because he’s “sexy” (and really that guy is scary as fuck))

(Source: cali-cocaine)

Posted 3 months ago
Either you want me around or you don’t. I have no time to stick around for people who are unsure of my worth. If you miss me, you should’ve known better than to let me leave.
Posted 3 months ago
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Posted 3 months ago

My Day, As It Happened: Mother's Day Editon

mylifeasaserver:

Quick note: We hired a busser. However, after hiring said busser with the servers agreeing to pay out 10% of tips to him, the servers all balked at this today. So we welcomed him to his new dishwasher/host position at $10/hr. He is happy.

9AM - Called my mom and wished her a happy mother’s day….

WHY CANT I WORK HERE. my managers suck balls and fall to their knees to any guest with a problem and always comps the bills. Jealousy

Posted 4 months ago

ruinedchildhood:

I cant breathe [x]

Posted 5 months ago

elly-hiddlesherloki:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

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Posted 5 months ago

ruinedchildhood:

Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton

hAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted 5 months ago

vves:

i’m about to make a bathtub full of ramen and swim in it

a mange dream

Posted 6 months ago

jalexaremyhomeboys:

adamsleray:

vomiyt:

this was the most uncomfortable experience in my life

i need an adult

call the police

(Source: goldblum666)

Posted 6 months ago
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOR FOREVER

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOR FOREVER

Posted 6 months ago

airbenderedacted:

gogoutori:

cwnerd12:

weirdbabynewyear:

Justin Bieber got arrested in Florida.

Y’all make fun of Florida but we’re the state that finally took him down.

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That means he’s being held in custody there, yes?

EVERYONE QUICKLY

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wHAT NO DON’T LEAVE US STRANDED WITH HIM

(Source: megabytepoetry)

Posted 6 months ago

here are my jobs categorized by time worked there:

Kashmir Garden: about 20 minutes

Marlin and Ray’s: 3 days

Mad Mex: 6 days

Dave and Buster’s: about 1 month

Dolce Cafe: about 2 months

Rock Bottom: 2 and a half months (but I currently work here)

Boardwalk Pizza: about 6 months

Chili’s: about 8 months

On the Border: about 9 months

Mega Quality Pizza: about 1 year

GAAAH WHATS WRONG WITH ME I CANT HOLD JOBS LOLOLOLOL